This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
Be me at party having a great time
See fat sweaty guy creeping on a girl and making her uncomfortable
Approach and tell him he's creeping her out
Reach out to pull him away from her
He kicks me in the balls
He says I tried to sucker punch him
He's kicked out of the party
Recover and enjoy the rest of the party
History is a set of lies agrees upon.
Be me
At a party with my gf
Having a great time, enjoying that new beer I brought over
Suddenly I notice my gf across the room, giving me looks to help her
I walk over, some dweeb taking about his latest hentai obsession it some weird shit
Being a couple drinks in, I try to let him know that he's making my gf uncomfortable with his behavior
Fuck it, maybe he's cool, I offer him one of my beers, let's get to know each other
Out of nowhere here kicks me in the balls. Wtf.
Host apologized to me and kicks the guy out. Shouting about not being a coward. Wtf
Fake: Anon is at a party, talking to a girl
Gay: Touches some guys balls
I love the texts that are clearly just anon's personal fantasy.
I know! I'd love someone to kick me in the balls...