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[–] Schal330@lemmy.world 61 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (2 children)

Be me at party having a great time

See fat sweaty guy creeping on a girl and making her uncomfortable

Approach and tell him he's creeping her out

Reach out to pull him away from her

He kicks me in the balls

He says I tried to sucker punch him

He's kicked out of the party

Recover and enjoy the rest of the party

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 hour ago

Every coin has two sides.

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 6 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

You didn't get a balls massage afterwards?

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

They were definitely gargled next to the beer fridge out in the garage