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[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago

Snake yawns are the most cute of yawns and I will fight every one who says otherwise.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago

My idea is that yawing helps sync our internal clocks. So, we sleep at the same time, and wake up at the same time. That way, no one is left behind when the group starts moving to the next waterhole, or feeding ground.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

I can yawn with my mouth closed.

[–] Manticore@lemmy.nz 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You read the word Yawn several times in a meme, guess what

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 8 points 22 hours ago

Literally just yawned reading this meme, lol.

[–] EldenLord@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

Yeah I had to yawn when I opened the comments. Yawning is really weird

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

Whatever you do, don't you dare cover your mouth so we didn't have to see your gaping maw

And the gas pump isn't a parking spot.

And turn off your headlights if you're parked.

And just stop being a clueless shithead all the time always.

Just saying

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

You are all now breathing manually.

[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

Also you're all now aware that your tongue is never fully relaxed in your mouth.

If it was, you'd swallow it.

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 5 points 22 hours ago

What? You're hungry? Well, I'll just make you yawn

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What's that? You're not tired and you haven't seen anyone open their mouth big, but you read about a hypothetical person opening their mouth big? Bad news...

[–] faceula@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Luckily I managed to cover my yawn but keeping my lips/teeth together but opened up the inside of my mouth. Think I got away with it.

[–] StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 2 points 16 hours ago

Careful, I literally pulled my neck last week doing that

[–] Angelevo@feddit.nl 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Isn’t the leading theory that yawning is more about cooling down the brain temp rather than a lack of oxygen or buildup of CO2?

[–] Angelevo@feddit.nl 4 points 19 hours ago

Yeah, you are correct. There are several reasons. :)

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Which does nothing to explain why it's "contagious".

[–] StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 2 points 16 hours ago

I thought the idea was that back when we were in settlements, keeping watch out into the dark, the yawn would happen to a sentry if nothing was going on and would subconsciously signal to other humans, even the watch dogs that " nothing is going on, all is well" then spreading throughout the camp as sort of a psychic link, literally conveying information at the speed of light to anyone who can see you.

At least that's what some article I read had to say about it

I’d say for empathy and humans showing connection by yawning when others do.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 84 points 1 day ago (3 children)

When a baby is crying on an airplane during takeoff or landing, I visibly and audibly yawn in front of them on purpose, so they catch the yawn and pop their ears.

[–] FrowingFostek@lemmy.world 6 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

How to tell if your baby is a sociopath with this one simple trick. For this trick you'll need: a baby, a stranger, an airplane, and the power to suspend all critical thinking.

[–] glandrid@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You're supposed to stay in your seat during take off and landing. Please, remain in your seat. Why do you keep getting out of your seat and silently scream at the babies?!

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago

Who says you have to get out of your seat?

that is genius

[–] flipflop97@discuss.tchncs.de 95 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You're not tired, but you saw a post about yawning? Well, guess what.

[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago

You are now yawning manually.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 61 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wtf

Just reading this made me yawn.

[–] _Nico198X_@europe.pub 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)

same! what is this WITCHERY!?1

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[–] AmbitiousProcess@piefed.social 42 points 1 day ago (14 children)

Apparently there isn't much consensus on what the actual reason(s) are for yawning. Apparently fish yawn though, so that's cool.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yawn

[–] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 hours ago

Have you seen a stork yawn? They push their spine out through their mouth

[–] StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 1 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

Best I can find, the 20 "most argued" reasons for yawning, at least the 20 most in 1999

[–] AmbitiousProcess@piefed.social 1 points 15 hours ago

Increase alertness

Decrease alertness

lmao

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[–] besmtt@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I've yawned three times already reading through all these comments.

It's early morning for me, it's not fair.

[–] certified_expert@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You hit the gym and are having a good session, guess what

[–] anzo@programming.dev 7 points 1 day ago

This. I have started to wonder if yawns are actually a way to wake up. We know little about them. Some brain scans showed that we refresh the blood around our brain, like changing the water in a fish bowl.

[–] WanakaTree@lemmy.zip 1 points 18 hours ago

I used to yawn incessantly during warmups before rugby matches. My coach would yell at me to get my head into the game. I kept telling him it's just what happens when I'm warming up it doesn't mean anything!

[–] oppy1984@lemdro.id 9 points 1 day ago

This post literally made me yawn. Not because it's bad either.

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