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[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Pretty sure it's been 5 years since I've meddled with any door hinge.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 1 day ago

it's been less than a year, and to this day that door just ain't right

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

You're not fooling anybody here, friend.

[–] guy@piefed.social 6 points 1 day ago

Like, I am not allowed to or I just physically can't?

what am unhinged proposition

[–] tgcoldrockn@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Replace your 'door' hinges with 'cabinet' or 'industrial maritime' hinges and your semantic loophole is set.

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Two metric hours or two imperial hours?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

In that case I would do it. Heavy hours would be a different story

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Pro tip:

If the holes in the door frame are wallowed out, jam some pieces of toothpick in there first, then put the hinge on and screw it in.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Master tip:

Use a rawl plug

[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

Otherwise known as a drywall anchor or wall plug. My parents also call them mollies, but those are different (though also often used for screwing things into drywall).

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 1 points 1 day ago

Yeah, I didn't understand why people were going around talking about toothpicks when there is a thingy specifically made for the job.
To use a toothpick, I would need to go out and buy a pack, while I already have a dozen of them plugs lying around in my house. In fact I got 2 more pieces, complementary with the a handheld mixer, because it had a wall-mount fitment.

[–] zxqwas@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

What's the ruling on paying someone to fix a door hinge? Knowing my luck it's when the bathroom and front door comes off.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

Smoke a few joints and make a garden bed.

[–] Bazell@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

At first, I thought that I actually need to fix any door with hinges for exactly 2 hours and for the challenge would be given a very complicated dozen hinged door and was OK with it, but then, well... I realized that this challenge is impossible.

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago
[–] Luci@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago
[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] BootLoop@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

This doesn't need repairing, this is perfect how it is now

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

Yes, I believe I would do it even if everyone I know must die of natural causes some day...at random!

[–] marzhall@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Do I still get to grease squeaky hinges? If so, maybe a deal.

[–] capuccino@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

We are in that age, huh

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