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“Never feel bad about eating unhealthy things like cheesecake. Use the science of relativity. Cheesecake is healthier than crystal meth. Take another slice and be thankful.”
Me: reading posts from everyone on the western internet about using mind-altering drugs
My Brain: "See, soda addiction isn't that bad, drink some more!"
Nothing wrong with a tiny crystal meth on top of your cheesecake. Live a little!
meth is still healthier than polonium-210! i don't know about meth on top of a cheescake though
It'd be healthier to leave the cheesecake out of it than have both.
Not for me though, I prefer my cheesecake baked
It's a good thing!
The meth is definitely easier on the waistline though.
I've gained easily 10kgs since I stopped doing amphetamine.
My life quality still sucks, also now I'm fat.
Sending you stimulating vibes in a platonic way.
I am very stimulated.
instructions unclear. you sent Plato a Hitachi magic wand. changing western philosophy for ever
"Be kind. Every person you meet is fighting a difficult battle."
"Also, does anyone have small hands?"
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actually look at the calories. at some point a small amount of meth is equivalent to a large amount of cheesecake, have the meth and save those calories
A large amount of cheesecake has fewer calories than a small amount of radium though...
Y'all go ahead and become fat unsexy blobs, while I just continue avoiding cheesecake AND crystal meth.
You skinny bitch. It's people like you who leave their leftovers in the fridge, causing all those kids in Africa to starve according to my personal sources.
Also, call me.
Borrrriiinnnngggggg.
You can absolutely indulge in unhealthy foods so long as you also indulge in healthy foods and exercise.
Why would I want to eat anything that makes me feel like shit then have to run three marathons to burn it off? Sounds like self-inflicted torture.
Because it's delicious and life is about enjoying yourself. If you don't get enjoyment from some cookies and milk, that is a-ok, but I know I do. And I ran for 92 minutes in Monday and the Garmin app tells me I burned 1225 calories. I think I can squeeze a piece of cheesecake and some milk in there, without the fear that I'm somehow degrading my quality of life when I'm older.
Do you have no vices? Just curious. My brother is very health conscious, his culture is one that puts too much stock into how you look, IMO. But I say this because even he will have cheats from time to time. He's making us apple pie ice cream for Thanksgiving, one with sugar and one with stevia. And we'll go run together the next day.
Some people think those foods are delicious. For others like me it just gives me a tummy ache. Why would I do that to myself
Meth is an excellent weight loss food.
And an excellent teeth loss food. So... not great on the sexy front
But I don't need to lose weight. Because I eat healthy & exercise as a normal lifestyle.
hooray! more for us!
Heehee suitable username for you I guess
Now I want cheesecake.
I want some meth.
I’m willing to bet you’d be healthier after 10 years of 10mg daily oral methamphetamine than 10 years of 1 slice daily cheesecake.
You can fit a slice of cheesecake into a healthy caloric budget and macro balance.
If you’re eating your daily required calories and then adding cheesecake on top of that, you’ll be in caloric surplus and gain weight, but you certainly don’t have to do it that way.
You can also fit 10 mg of oral methamphetamine into a healthy pharmaceutical balance.
10mg meth vs the 10mg of cheesecake. Both smoked in a meth pipe.
The results are quite different from the perspective of body weight and mental health.
You either become overweight with good mental health
Or
You maintain low or under weight gain and have a severe drug addiction that destroys your mental health.
Taking 10 mg of methamphetamine a day is smaller than an average clinical dosage of Adderall, with a similar risk profile.
On a milligram per milligram basis, methamphetamine is weaker than dextroamphetamine, and 10mg is a very normal dose of d-amp.
Addiction is usually measured not by how much you can or can't take ... but how, when and if you can stop.
Are diabetics (which you'd probably become if you ate cheesecake daily) addicted to insulin then? Cause they definitely can't stop using there drug.
Addiction and dependence are two different things. Dependence means you have to take a drug otherwise you'll suffer negative consequences, addiction means you keep taking a drug despite the negative consequences it's causing. Dependence isn't a problem in and of itself, it becomes a problem when it's intertwined with addiction.
That's not addiction, otherwise I'm technically addicted to my painkillers, anti-psychotics and stimulants. As well as air, warmth and food.
An addiction is when someone compulsively seeks out a pleasurable experience despite net negative consequences.
I agree but I've been surrounded by way too many examples in my life where these arguments and counter points don't exactly work all the time. If you are a level headed person with a good background, education, self control and generally a good upbringing ... then yes, someone on as much painkillers, stimulants and anti-psychotics as you say would be capable of managing all those medications in a responsible way.
Unfortunately, the vast majority of the world is filled with mentally unstable or people whose lives are on the edge of being unstable. There are a lot of dysfunctional and unbalanced people out there.
So when you give these arguments about drugs, they make sense to a very small segment of well balanced and moderately wealthy members of society ... but when you apply this logic to the majority of society, these arguments just don't make any sense.
I've known several people that started out with pain killers and opioid medications for real medical issues ... only to become helplessly addicted and it was their medications and addictions (that originated from taking those medications) that killed them rather than their initial condition.
What argument? You mean the psychological definition of an addiction? That "argument?"
10mg is a clinical dose. Methamphetamine is a prescription drug.
Discontinuing cold turkey from 10mg daily would not result in significant withdrawal symptoms.
I always argue that the cheese cake has psychological benefits
Walter White probably had the chemistry knowledge to make an amazing cheesecake.
After watching a mad scientist/chemistry youtuber NileRed trying to cook, I think that those skill sets are completely separate and may, in fact, be mutually exclusive to some degree.
I immediately thought of his chemically formulated chocolate chip cookies.
Meth flavored cheesecake or cheesecake flavored meth?
Porque no los dos?
That just moves the threshold instead of breaking it