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Trolley rebase (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 day ago by EfreetSK@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 6 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

throw a "-i" in there and you'll be on the train instead of standing on the sidelines.

[–] sip@programming.dev 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

hahaha. just don't --continue at the last commit

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

ain't gonna stop me!

this train fucks

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 18 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

minor correction

[–] DaforLynx@lemmy.zip 16 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I literally cannot see a difference between this and the OP image 😩

[–] needanke@feddit.org 23 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

The lever guy is smiling

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

Very minor correction, like 10 pixels

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 49 points 1 day ago

Now that's good trolleyposting

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 48 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Now do a merge conflict

[–] moseschrute@lemmy.world 96 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

[–] Mika@piefed.ca 28 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Need to add >>>>> <<<<< signs

[–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 22 hours ago

Brilliant

[–] kungen@feddit.nu 4 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Do with squash just in case

[–] filcuk@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 hours ago

Oh it's going to squash alright

[–] ieGod@lemmy.zip 16 points 21 hours ago

The lever is truly a pull request.

[–] fin@sh.itjust.works 12 points 22 hours ago

SQUASH!

[–] Klear@quokk.au 15 points 1 day ago

Rebased and gitpilled

[–] ranzispa@mander.xyz 3 points 18 hours ago

Here, I got your bugs in the correct order.

[–] ranzispa@mander.xyz 2 points 18 hours ago

Here, I got your bugs in the correct order.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Faaaast fooooorward!!

[–] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 1 points 18 hours ago

Lmaooooo

[–] ranzispa@mander.xyz 1 points 18 hours ago

Here, I got your bugs in the correct order.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Rebase the trolley after the people!!

[–] luciferofastora@feddit.org 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Revert the trolley, stash it, fast-forward past the people, then pop and commit it.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

This guy uses git.

[–] luciferofastora@feddit.org 1 points 2 hours ago

Nobody said I use it well