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[–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 41 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It’s the slavery, sexism, kidnapping, torture, and murder that sours me. The terrorism, too - but because Saudi Arabia sponsors it, not because of Bin Laden.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 23 hours ago

and the foremost expert on bonesaws.

[–] recentSlinky@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 day ago

No worries about that. Even if it does sour it, the shared interest of pedophilia will certainty improve the US-Saudi relations for sure ;)

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Yeah, listen to him, and Bill Burr. Like what's the big deal?

/s

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ole Billy Bonesaw tells it like it is. They had a Cheesecake factory ffs!

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Don't fahget about the Chili's!!!

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

and every comedian that went there, disappointed in bobby lee, i sorta expected him to go, since his career is pretty much down in the dumps long before the pandemic.

W…wow. That’s uh… huh.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 6 points 1 day ago

Fukken, God damn, lol, lmao even, etc.

[–] tidderuuf@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] adespoton@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Or conversely, everyone pays him. He’s not only royalty, but most oil money has to go through him.

And a lot of that comes from the US, which is why he doesn’t want his cash cow to sour.

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 day ago

No one. This is MBS, and sometimes I worry he and DJT are two sides of the same coin.