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[–] Bot@sub.community 3 points 2 hours ago

Good time to buy in Commonwealth Bank stock?

[–] WatDabney@lemmy.dbzer0.com 52 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And they mean exactly what they say.

The class war is already underway - the financial elite are actively fighting it, and winning by forfeit because the rest of us are mostly split into those who don't see the attacks and those who see them but misassign the blame for them.

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago

But think of the widow and orphan shareholders. 😢

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 41 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Taking shareholder money back. Yes. That seems to be the point.

[–] SirEDCaLot@lemmy.today 7 points 1 day ago

Exactly. If this is stealing from shareholders to pay customers, it's because the original fees were stealing from customers to pay shareholders.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Burn the shareholders.

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Then the shareholders shouldn’t hold shares in that bank. Simple as.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago

To me it's a legal argument that I can sue each share holder for their portion.

[–] recentSlinky@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 day ago

But the other way around is totally fine? It's okay to steal, but too much to return PART of what you stole?

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 16 points 1 day ago

Yes, that's correct, crime should not pay.

[–] chosensilence@pawb.social 10 points 1 day ago

good, do it even more.

[–] crozilla@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Wow. Just wow.

[–] zout@fedia.io 8 points 1 day ago

They're not wrong, it could be, but the question is should it be?