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But if you suck 2 dicks at the same time, they cancel each other out. This explains the way Trump dances.

The village people and trump knew something we didn't.
You’re right, the dancing does explain everything! 😂
Which is weird since MAGAts crash Grindr everytime they have a convention...
It's self hate. Which I didn't get, like I hate myself as much as the next person but I at least can accept myself and can remain ideologically consistent.
Man, it would be nice if a post on twitter was telling the truth for once. But unfortunately it is still all lies. MAGA cultists are not posting pictures of themselves burning MAGA caps all over social media.
I’m out of the loop. What happened?
There is an email from Epstein's brother asking Epstein if Putin has pictures of "Trump blowing Bubba".
Bubba is a nickname of Bill Clinton, who many believe was also involved with Epstein. Epstein's brother denies that Bubba referred to Clinton in that message. His spokesperson also assured reporters that it did not refer to Ghislaine Maxwell's horse, also named Bubba.
Im sorry, I know this is a serious example of how (much more) fucked up the US has become, but i can't help laughing at seeing it summed up like this. We literally have to clarify that the President of the United States did not, in fact, fellate a horse. And it's not even one of those "What the fuck are you talking about Jesse" addressing the rumor moments. It's a legitimate possibility and concern.
Oh man, if I don't laugh at the absurdity I'll cry.
Ok but why specify bubba and not the part regarding putin having photos of trump delivering a blowjob
Bubba is
“a private individual who is not a public figure."
Wtf is mark epstein implying here
Literally he could have said it was all just a joke.
Bruh is this actually real?
And the hetero propaganda? This is so fucking wild
It's a dumb in-joke between to brothers, stop making shit up. This is so silly it hardly merits conversation.
Sigh preach my friend 😬
His spokesperson also assured reporters that it did not refer to Ghislaine Maxwell’s horse, also named Bubba.
Now THAT would have been a story, lol
.....I don't know which would be funnier
First one, then the other. I don't know what order would be funnier though
Good recap. To be fair, I think the brother also tried to explain it was all in jest, which is... possible, especially with the follow up jokes about Get Hard and the fact it was a 2018 email chain after Trump met with Putin privately.
But for MAGA people that's enough evidence, plus it's just fun imo (like Couches for Vance). Honestly the more obviously true thing of him fucking sex trafficked teenagers doesn't seem to bother them so might continue with the thing that did strike a nerve.
Right Wingers diddle kids
Just America sucking as much dick as ol Donnie
If he were molesting little boys, we would have seen the greatest wave of mass-suicide in human history, because that's "real pedophilia".
There's nothing in the post that links it to allegedly sucking dick though
Shhhhh, let us have this moment. Like JD had that couch.
We need this running wild in imaginations because it hits an apparently divisive insecurity and is supported by nothing but nobody cares because it’s funny.
I guess it could be murder maybe
Yes, I always refer to murder as "blowing."