Meh, in my car, it's shotgun's responsibility to run the radio and navigation.
I drive and focus on the road.
However, if your choices are routinely terrible, I also have the right to revoke shotgun.
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That's right, not only do they lose the ability to pick the music, they have to sit in the back seat as punishment for their crimes.
Ahh, the ‘ol Bruce Wayne play.
You ride in my car, you listen to my music. 🤷♂️
I try to find some kind of generic middle ground. Not everyone wants to listen to deathcore.
Tell me you listen to metal without telling me you listen to metal.