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Two Sentence Horror

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Two Sentence Horrors.

The title should be the first sentence, while the body should be the second.

Keep it spooky.

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you finally get home after a 2 week vacation bursting through the door to use the bathroom. (aussie.zone)
submitted 1 month ago by Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone to c/twosentencehorror@sh.itjust.works
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The toilet seat is warm

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[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oops left the bidet heater on.

[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 5 points 1 month ago

Ohh fancy, I still would feel like someone else had just been there haha

[–] BierSoggyBeard@feddit.online 3 points 1 month ago

Doesn't matter, had sh*ts.

[–] BootLoop@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Eh, the door's unlocked. If someone needed to shit that bad then go for it