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Goku sesh (sh.itjust.works)
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Model: Dalle-3 Prompt: Goku passing a tiny conical inverted very slim small cone of paper by the tip, the base of the cone is on fire and smouldering with smoke. detailed background, black and white manga, rastafari, hydro, Glaucom. Goku is saying "Rastafari" in a speech bubble

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I press my eye against the telescopic lens, fumbling with the frame to adjust it in the direction of the hottest star. (sh.itjust.works)
 

Then, with a bang, she drops dead on the stage and all of her band members run for cover in helpless panic.

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As Ryan followed Death into the misty afterlife, he asked, "are you taking me to Heaven or Hell?" (sh.itjust.works)
 

"Everyone goes to both," Death replied, "and what you called life was the Heaven portion."

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Panicking, I tried to warn the other passengers that the plane was going to crash but I couldn't make them understand. (sh.itjust.works)
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They just tutted and turned away because no one likes a crying baby on a plane.

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"A bit of sunshine and fresh air won't kill you." (sh.itjust.works)
 

I was 37 when the cops arrested my dad and assured me it was perfectly okay to go outside.

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Humanity has truly peaked when that scientific research team developed the device to see into the future. (sh.itjust.works)
 

I was horrified when I found out they all committed suicide, and even more horrified when I found out they only looked 6 years into the future.

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Dnd Iso Map 4 (sh.itjust.works)
 

Model: Epic Realism V3 Prompt: (far intricate isometric side painting of the inside of a church, far view, zommed out, jail, octane render, 3d render, photo realistic, dreamlike, art by greg rutkowski and miyazaki and leonid afremov, Isometricclas2-10, isometric-10, intricate details, masterpiece, hd, vivid, beautiful rose window, intricate colored window, pews, wooden benches, lora:Isometric-10:0.7 lora:Isometricclas2-10:0.9 Negative prompt: (worst quality, low quality, artifacts, pencil lines:1.4), person, sketch, drawing, ugly, (deformed:2), low quality, spots, low resolution, drab, red spots, small red decoration, red artifacts, red spots, people, statues, stairs, (blurry, fog, mist), broken furniture, error, defect Steps: 23, Sampler: Euler a, CFG scale: 7, Seed: 1704927937, Size: 1024x512, Model: epicrealism_pureEvolutionV3, Clip skip: 2, ENSD: 31337, Tiled Diffusion: {"Method": "MultiDiffusion", "Tile tile width": 96, "Tile tile height": 96, "Tile Overlap": 48, "Tile batch size": 1}, CFG Rescale phi: 0, Lora hashes: "Isometric-10: 6ce624414ca6, Isometricclas2-10: 10561d86b7ac", Version: v1.4.0-RC-14-gdbc88c96

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People say that losing an identical twin is the worst kind of grief there is. (sh.itjust.works)
 

I guess that explains why my wife has been so different since her twin sister went missing.

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As my last wish, I asked the genie for the power to read minds. (sh.itjust.works)
 

My blood went cold as I heard a series of 0101010101010101010's over and over again.

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"Congratulations, you are our 5th caller and the winner!" the perky voice declares as I hyperventilate into the phone." (sh.itjust.works)
 

"Having won the elusive prize of receiving police, fire or ambulance assistance from 911, what is your emergency?"

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I got this house for cheap because the couple who lived here were brutally murdered in their bed. (sh.itjust.works)
 

Feels good to be back!

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She looked confused when we tied the rope around her waist, but she said nothing and just kept eating the candy we gave her (sh.itjust.works)
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When we finally pulled out the blindfold and baseball bat, she began to tremble and asked "is there a pinata?", to which we replied "it's almost ready, eat up"

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