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[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 22 points 6 days ago

Ever pull up your hood and pretend you're a Scottish widow that may of may not have killed her husband by turning off the lighthouse light on a stormy night while he was at sea?

[–] Pencilnoob@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

yeah but a good cardigan is softer than a hoodie and warmer because it's like cashmere or wool and not cotton/poly blend.

Also makes me look like an old fart

[–] DearMoogle@lemmy.today 6 points 6 days ago

Every day I feel more and more middle aged lol

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago
[–] Redpushpin@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

A cardigan is just a zip up sweatshirt for the office

[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 days ago

How I feel when I get home from work and slap one on.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Every light is burnin', in a house across town,

She's pacin' by the telephone, in her faded flannel gown,

Askin' for a miracle, hopin' she's not right,

Prayin' it's the weather that's kept him out all night.

And the thunder rolls.

[–] tpyo@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

And the thunder rolls ...

The thunder rolls, the lightning strikes!