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[–] Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 18 points 1 month ago

That video is the best thing to come out of Birmingham since the M5

[–] RunJun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Pick up the trash.

Bring a small bag and gloves/grabber. Clean a section and get a free dopamine hit.

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world -4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We all work here mate.

I woke up in a fuckin steamin mood yeah cause I live in a shithole

[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This post also works for Birmingham Alabama

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Gods yes. I refuse to pass through there. Alabama's a beautiful state, then you get into Birmingham.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is that Bigfoot in the back there?

I thought that was mainly a North American thing. Do they have bigfoots on the other side of the Atlantic?

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 3 points 1 month ago

We call it Dave.

[–] Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

Birmingham? My condolences.

[–] Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Looks like a clean part of the USA

[–] calliope@retrolemmy.com 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

You seem neat

Holy fuck you’ve had this account for two years and this is the shit you comment? God.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago

Weird, we were just talking about the original reddit account in another thread. Small world.

[–] rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What do you mean by that? :o

[–] calliope@retrolemmy.com 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don’t know, I feel like someone who has had an account for that long would be bored of commenting stuff like that by now.

[–] rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think I must be missing what is particularly standing out to you about their comment, it doesn't seem so unusual to me. Not that I'm arguing with you, just asking cos I feel like something is going over my head 😂

[–] calliope@retrolemmy.com 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

That’s kind of what I’m saying. It’s so usual, why is it in this UK-centric community? I’ve been to cities in lots of countries that look like this. But let’s unnecessarily shoehorn the U.S. into this too, hey?

It’s brain rot. Sometimes I get tired of seeing brain rot and I call it out.

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I lived in London for 9 years. Elephant & Castle for 4 years. Busy area. Never went for a relaxing type of walk there. Even the park seemed to always be too busy to relax. I was always more concerned about being in someone's way. Otherwise super convenient area though. And plenty things to visit too. Underrated area.

EDIT: Trash bags in front of businesses didn't make walking any nicer either lol