this post was submitted on 09 Nov 2025
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[–] sloppymelon@feddit.nl 10 points 2 weeks ago

Damn it, guillermo!

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 4 points 2 weeks ago
[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

A stupid vampire, for not standing behind the tree.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 weeks ago

And then be stuck slowly moving around the tree for the whole day? And having to casually play it off when someone asks him about it?

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

He went on a bender the night before and passed out on the bench

[–] markz@suppo.fi 1 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe he did, but the tree was a dick and moved

Does this remind anyone else of the episode in "Fringe" where the girl could predict immediate future events?

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 1 points 2 weeks ago

Ja der Graf
Geht auf einen Berg und weint.

Ja der Graf
Wartet bis die Sonne auf ihn scheint.

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 1 points 1 week ago

Level of burnout: Living the dream