this post was submitted on 09 Nov 2025
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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

A stupid vampire, for not standing behind the tree.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 weeks ago

And then be stuck slowly moving around the tree for the whole day? And having to casually play it off when someone asks him about it?

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

He went on a bender the night before and passed out on the bench

[–] markz@suppo.fi 1 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe he did, but the tree was a dick and moved