Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old and they can understand, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to: !unclejokes@lemmy.world
Adult topics with which to be cautious or avoided: drugs, sex, death, racism.
Must post text, image (e.g., meme), or direct link. Do not post external links that cannot be viewed directly from the community (e.g., link to joke website, Facebook, Instagram, etc.)
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submitted 8 months ago by zedgeist@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] redbr64@lemmy.world 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Ok... I hate to admit, but I don't get it!

[–] ehxor@lemmy.ca 46 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Sandy-eggo

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 9 points 8 months ago

Groaned audibly enough that other patrons turned around and I could only defend myself saying "Sandy eggo"

Thank you.

[–] lolrightythen@lemmy.world 15 points 8 months ago (2 children)

[–] TheWordBotcher@lemmy.world 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Where. In the world. Is. Carmen's Sandy Eggo?

[–] zedgeist@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

Why you gotta make it sound so dirty

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Yo, her waist is so snatched...

Like someone actually took off with 80% of it.

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 months ago

Counteridea, shes just that thin and eearing an enormously oversized coat