Usually I just sit down. Let the water hit my head, and think. I process all of my thoughts in a soothing environment where I can sort them out and solve problems I've been struggling with.
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I call it my "liquid blanket"
Like others have said, if there's no need to rush, there's no need to rush. And I've got long curly hair that needs to be washed, conditioned, detangled.
Long showers are nice and relaxing, sometimes I lay in the tub with the drain in to make it a shower bath, after cleaning myself off
My hair is longer than my shoulders. I like my scalp to get scrubbed, it's sooo much easier to do that when my hair is only a few inches long. If I just go ham on it I'll damage it and break it so it takes as much time to wash my head than it does the rest of my obese body
Warming up while using my phone. My parents kept the house at 19°growing up, and I took an hour in the shower not even masturbating, just warming myself to the bone before I had to shiver for the rest of the day.
Contemplating the nature of reality. The history of every molecule of water that's running over me. The future of them. The vast similarities and differences. Masturbating lazily without reaching conclusion because that mysterious and wonderful element is not a lubricant.
When you have so much body hair it provides +5 light armor you take more time to dry.
Sitting on the edge of the tub nonverbal because.
all of that in 10 feels like one of those white people things, no washing the lower part at all just relying on flow of water doing all the work.
Waterfall meditation
When I was healthy but had butt-length hair and shaved and washed my face with separate soap it took me 45 mins.
When I was almost fully disabled, had short hair, didn't shave, and didn't wash my face it took me an hour an a half.
I'm doing much better now, have short hair, don't shave, and rarely wash my face and it takes 20 mins, but I hate it bc I can't stand up in there long enough to just enjoy the warm, gotta hurry and scrub and get out.
Getting a shower chair changed my life
I hear you, I had one in one of the places I lived and it was the only way I could shower at all. The current standing/moving/balancing in the shower is one of the very few forms of exercise I get now tho, so I try to do it as long as I can each time hoping my condition will keep improving, even if it's only at a snail's pace 😂 I'm glad you have a chair, when they're necessary they're a lifesaver 💜
One of my legs is pretty gimpy, so I'd really rather not hop on one leg in the tub, haha. I need a smaller one though, this one's a double-wide which was nice for transferring when I was still stuck with a walker, but I can step in and out on my own now and it's just taking up floor space.
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Genuine question that I feel no obligation to answer, deal with my 30 minute shower.
one time my buddy took a 2 hour shower and didnt even jerk off
another time same buddy woke up for school, took a shower, then just napped in the shower for an hour. he was late 😂
singing lost in your eyes by debbie gibson into a shampoo bottle