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Would You Rather

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WYR have to pee out your ears, or fart through your nose? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 2 months ago by TherapyGary@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/wouldyourather@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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(For the rest of your life)
Pee comes out both ears
You can't hold your nose farts any longer than you can hold your breath

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[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago

...do I have to taste the nose farts?

[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Ear pee seems less inconvenient, and could be used as a defense mechanism.

[–] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 months ago

Pee through the ears because then I don't have to smell farts right at the source

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

I genuinely cannot answer this.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Fart through my ears. I can't stand the feeling of water in my ears and I imagine piss isn't much different.

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 month ago

Ear pee. Using the bathroom will be weird and messier, but not unmanageably so.