I think we've all been there.
this post was submitted on 05 Nov 2025
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Genuine quesiton: People who trim their bum hair are just okay with the chafing?
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Bidets are like 50 bucks.
Seems like much less effort compared to shaving your butthole and having it prickly all the time.
Minimize mess:
- sit on toilet seat
- pull left buttcheck up towards you, and sit
- pull right buttcheck up towards you, and sit
- cheeks are at maximum spread on the toilet seat
- now poo
Marked the thread to read later, while pooping