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  • 1 why would toilet paper be cheaper if you shave your butthole
  • 2 whats so fun about shaving your butthole
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[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago

I think we've all been there.

[–] Reygle@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Genuine quesiton: People who trim their bum hair are just okay with the chafing?

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[–] Credibly_Human@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Bidets are like 50 bucks.

Seems like much less effort compared to shaving your butthole and having it prickly all the time.

[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 1 points 1 week ago

Minimize mess:

  1. sit on toilet seat
  2. pull left buttcheck up towards you, and sit
  3. pull right buttcheck up towards you, and sit
  4. cheeks are at maximum spread on the toilet seat
  5. now poo
[–] derry@midwest.social 1 points 2 weeks ago

Marked the thread to read later, while pooping

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