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Since alt text is being dumb

A pink monochrome image with Sailor Jupiter with the caption "Don't ask ChatGPT, I can give you disinformation and I'm beautiful and have great taste in manga!"

Image by @usagiboots

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[–] Maxxie@piefed.blahaj.zone 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Do you know a django library for model field translations that doesn't lock me into a single database type, blow up my tables, or have 2 stars and a last commit in 2016

[–] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yep! So the criteria are:

1 a Django library for model field translations

2 the library can be used with different database types.

  1. Youre tables stay intact!

A. More than two starts and commits stopping in 2015.

  1. Misinformation…

Alright, so for this I would recommend Mercurial.

Mercurial is a free, distributed source control management tool. It efficiently handles projects of any size and offers an easy and intuitive interface.

I hope that help!

[–] Maxxie@piefed.blahaj.zone 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

John Openai is about to send you a horsehead for taking away his business

[–] Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago

Yum! 🍽️

[–] Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Every now and then I get the femcel comm recommended. But I never met a femcel in real life. Where are they hiding?

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 31 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Then I know where I must go.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 2 weeks ago

everyone knows the femcel journey starts with a bedroom, a bottle of estrogen, and a syringe

[–] Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

That could be arranged.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Check the space between your walls.

[–] Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 weeks ago

I live in germany where walls are made of stone, so right now I am imagining a mineral eating femcel.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ew is it supposed to be this sticky?

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[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (5 children)

Same place most male (actual) incels are, probably.

[–] 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago

so me in my parents basement on a chair on my laptop?

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[–] oftheair@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Yeah, but can you be a sycophant?

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] oftheair@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

hahahahahaha, this got us (we laughed).

Thanks!

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That depends on how mean you can be

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[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

where can I buy dollar coins? i want to pay in only dollor coins it would be realy funny. I could dress up like an old fancy guy with a top hat and cane with my sack of dabloons

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

The dollar store duh

[–] thadah@piefed.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 weeks ago

Ask your local leprechaun for them or mint your own, easy!

[–] Kanda@reddthat.com 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Manga was mentioned. What's good these days? Who will find the One Piece (and why is it Blackbeard)? Do you believe in humanity? What's your favourite footwear?

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[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Fuck yhea,

I am taking diuretics for blood pressure and yesterday I coughed and now my kidneys are in a lot of pain, I'm taking Tylenol, any advice?

[–] thadah@piefed.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Don't drink any water and whisper beautiful things to your kidneys! They just feel a bit lonely that's all :3

Better response than chatgpt.

I'll whisper them sweet nothings. until they feel better

[–] 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

oh shit i take diuretics too. but for IIH not BP. should i also eat horse paste?

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

eat that paste, so you can run faster

[–] 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago

oh nice protip. thanks!

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Stop making yourself autistic with that Tylenol. Everything else seems on the up and up.

fuck that, more Tylenol please. why are 40k marines suddenly sexy? I'm leveling up

actually you should take as much tylenol as possible to level up your autism rank

[–] KernelTale@programming.dev 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I tried being more feminine in public and it was unpleasant caused by my head alone even though I've went with this "gay-ish" look outside multiple times, so I tried to be masculine (in my head) and I got a sudden urge to wear a skirt and I got teary that I am not a girl. How do I get better at reading my own emotions?

[–] half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

My dad watched Kengan Ashura on Netflix and now he tells everyone he likes anime. Help

[–] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

it sounds like the issue is that your dad hasn't consumed enough anime. have you tried getting him to watch more anime? maybe starting with one of the Big Three

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[–] anothercatgirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

so I have three options for controlling a 4-wire fan's blue wire (pwm) and they all kinda seem dumb. I work in Applications Engineering at an electrical converter company, our products don't come with any cooling solutions, just temperature (Celcius integer) over I2C (but this project is open loop, no feedback from temperature to fan speed) (1) an analog pwm controller box with no part number, seems like a 555 timer and a comparator and a potentiometer and some fixed passives that a coworker assembled ages ago. (2) just turn down the DC input voltage on the power rail since I'll be using a lab bench power supply not a computer PSU (3) use the lab bench function generator, which does the same thing as (1) but it has a known part number and more stable frequency and known duty cycle (4) use an arduino, which doesn't work because it's an extra unknown which we don't trust as being assembled correctly compared to the rest of the formalized test bench, also our computers are not set up to develop and flash firmware.

project manager said to keep it simple try to get it done sooner rather than better but each option sounds like it doesn't fit my desires.

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

Something like this might work: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0FBRNFLDM

I suspect it's the exact same 555 bodge as (1)

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 weeks ago

Project manager said to keep it simple try to get it done sooner rather than better

Just leave PWM disconnected, with cooling more is better, especially if it's one of those bloweymatron ones that sounds like a jet taking off.

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[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

"Who likes all this slop and why does nobody take credit for it?

Does Sam Altman ever walk across a neighbour that used to be pristine but is now covered in garbage?

Maybe he's the one who loves garbage.

Does he live in a trash can shaped house and keeps a cute worm as a pet?"

so umm... job things.

I can't work 40h/wk. it's just not enough free time. but everyone expects me to have a full time job. How do I respectfully fuck&disrespect those expectations and work 35h/wk without ruining my reputation? my boss told me my timesheet should add up to 40, and I clock in/out with the wall clock, but I fucking just don't feel like it.

my mom says that would be called slacking off. I wanna do that but professionally so people don't see me as a slacker. My boss is an exempt employee and he only works like 37h/week cause I see him arrive and leave, but he doesn't use the timecard.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Is that the Inuyasha lady?

[–] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I recently binged it, no Kogame doesn't rock a ponytail, nor does Sango. I wanna say it's either an OC or maybe a Sailor Moon character. Very Sailor Jupiter coded.

[–] thadah@piefed.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago

It is Sailor Jupiter! :3

[–] socsa@piefed.social 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Marry, fuck, kill - Frieren, Aqua, Vegeta

[–] RymrgandsDaughter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] LadyAutumn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago

I love Sailor Jupiter. Just finishing season 4 with my friend right now. Sailor Mercury will always be my favorite I think haha

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