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[–] sundray@lemmus.org 121 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"Now that I'm done being baffled by an ordinary name, it's about time for me to go vote in a major election!"

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 25 points 2 weeks ago

Right? Insane!

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 77 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Gurpreet is your co-worker on the sister-team, over in India. He's hard-working, a family man, and takes care of his aging parents, all in their home village over the weekend. He spends nights in Bangalore, debugging and reviewing your code while you're asleep. His contributions to the project are pretty solid too, even though he's only been coding for four years. His management treats him and his team like garbage, but they don't let that stop them from showing up and doing a good job. If you ever came to visit, he'd roll out the red carpet along with his co-workers, and give you the kind of hospitality typically reserved for a minor god; doubly-so if it's a holiday.

Gurpreet is awesome.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 25 points 2 weeks ago

All my bros and sisters love Gurpreet

[–] tuff_wizard@aussie.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago

He does the needful and never ever has to revert.

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 66 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

A fiver says OOP has never left their suburb

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 26 points 2 weeks ago

The naivety of the person is what made me laugh.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 46 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Damn, son. I grew up in a mostly white town, but there was still a couple of Sikh kids in my school. OOP must live in a zip code that's only been written down like four times.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Gurpreet is obviously normal enough to be on a bottle of Coke where OOP is so I don't know

[–] axexrx@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Huh, so presumably, they send out groups of names by an area's demographics. I could see them ending up with some very strange seeming names in some areas, either by smaller towns being grouped in with nearby cities, or due to supply chain changes, and stock for one area getting rerouted or mixed up.

Like there might be plenty of Sikhs in NYC, but go upstate and its possible someone's never heard the name, or met a Sikh.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

The names are definitely somewhat geographical. They're different here in Sweden. No Gurpreet here

[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 36 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

For anyone as uneducated as me: the name is Indian.

[–] JaymesRS@piefed.world 70 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 weeks ago

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

[–] Eheran@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hi is this the Krusty Krab?

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

This is Sparta!

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Oh, I assumed they were introducing themselves.

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[–] Zamboni_Driver@lemmy.ca 34 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I don't get this post, is it just racist?

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 61 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Well, my intent wasn't racism. Of course the meme contains a racist aspect but the joke, to me, is that the creator of this meme is insular enough to assume that no one could ever be named Gurpreet.

[–] TommyJohnsFishSpot@lemy.lol 33 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

That's what I got too.

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Or, in this context, probably ignorance*.

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[–] PancakesCantKillMe@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's the word I was looking for!

[–] PancakesCantKillMe@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I thought so. Too many people use it as a perjorative when it really is merely an absence of knowledge. Not a bad thing itself, but something to “cure” for sure. Thanks for the post!

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I try not to judge ignorance as a moral failing, at least not of the ignorant person.

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[–] Zamboni_Driver@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I did assume stupidity. Racism and stupidity go hand in hand.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago

The word you are looking for is ignorance.

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

that's the sound one makes when drink it

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 32 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Luci@lemmy.ca 19 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

They never have a bottle that says Luci :((((

Edit: did I get a down vote because Coke hates my name? Good lord!

[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Is that short for Lucifer?

[–] Luci@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 weeks ago
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Me neither. I did find one which said Ragnhild.

[–] GreyEyedGhost@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Aren't all the names ObviouslyNotBanana?

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[–] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ragnhild sounds like something from german folklore that sneaks into your house at night and torsions all your testicles

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[–] aarRJaay@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Our goddaughter I'd called Lucie, its really hard to find anything with her name on

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

You gotta install OpenWRT on the bottle to access that.

[–] s@piefed.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Gurpreet might be the mentor

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Is this...the legend of zelda timeline?

[–] vateso5074@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

Insomuch as most heroic narratives follow a similar template, absolutely.

More context about the Hero's Journey narrative:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hero%27s_journey

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[–] MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I enjoyed working with Gurp.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I assume we'd all enjoy Gurp.

[–] MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm pleased to report that in reality, I did work with a guy named Gurpreet many years ago, and yes, he was a pretty cool dude.

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[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

My boi Ginny is who Gurpreet is!

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

G'preet *tips fedora*

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