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[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 92 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Me, after watching 8 seasons of some idiotic streaming show.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 65 points 2 weeks ago (12 children)

"I just wanted to know how it ends!"

It never really pays off, just read a summary.

[–] Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 37 points 2 weeks ago

And that's how I disappointed your mother.

[–] nocturne@slrpnk.net 8 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)
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[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

That's how I handled most of the New Jedi Order books, the mainline Star Wars Legacy books that take place after that, and also the Dune books by Brian Herbert and KJA. I've only properly read up through Dark Journey on Star Wars, and only the first three books of the latter day Dune books.

The Star Wars books at least sound good in outline form. I'm not about to spend any time reading them for real to find out otherwise. The latter day Dune books, OTOH, sound like absolute shite even in the summary.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 4 points 2 weeks ago

I read a bunch of the star wars books that came out after disney took over. They were.... Not good. Like 4 out of 15 or so were even okay.

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[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] deus@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

At least it's short. Would be much worse if you felt this way about One Piece.

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Well, the live action one will probably be cancelled before it gets to 8 seasons.

Edit: apropos of nothing just gonna make some dinner now and watch an episode of the Witcher

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[–] nocturne@slrpnk.net 49 points 2 weeks ago

This sums up all of Warhammer in 3 comments.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 45 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I've dislocated my shoulder fourteen times. Somewhere amongst those dislocations, I had a surgery to stop it from happening again. (It didn't work.) However, the surgeon apparently forgot to write a prescription for the kind of medicine that one would usually have after having a shoulder sliced open. As a result, I didn't sleep that night and, as a further result, I read the entirety of a Warhammer book.

(I'm not actually sure it shows up in this stack; I think it was a witch hunter series. Most of what I remember is some nemesis severing the tendons required to smile.)

Anyway, I haven't dislocated my shoulder in a while - whether due to surgery or fortuity I couldn't say - but the above is all that comes to my mind when I think of Warhammer books. Also, I now have three tiny scars about my shoulder.

[–] OneOrTheOtherDontAskMe@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That could be a couple different ones.

But, Inquisitor Gregor Eisenhorn had his ability to show emotion severed during interrogation by an enemy, and due to that person's ineptitude at torture, he lost the connection for some nerves in his face. I'm reading that series now, having started several books too far into it and finding a 'you're the clone of other character from the first few books' and needing to restart so I could get the full context

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I'm sorry for explicitly disregarding your username, but there are multiple books in which Eisenhorn (thank you for reminding me of the name) has his expressions disabled?

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[–] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 35 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Some are pretty good.

Some are pretty not.

[–] tankplanker@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (9 children)

They didn't expect the success of the first few that made the times best seller list, thats like massively more than they expected to sell, so they increased the planned number and the quality dropped massively as they expanded to the authors to suit.

If you read just the best books you'd still get the same favour but cut it to about 20 books or so, including the best ones in the Siege of Terra that are the actual ending.

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[–] Klear@quokk.au 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I got suckered in because the first book was by Dan Abnett, and I ran out of both Eisenhorn and Gaunt's Ghosts, so Horus Heresy sounded like a good idea. I read about a dozen of them before I realised the poor quality of most of them outweights by investment in the story and gave up.

[–] TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah.... Dan Abnett is the pretty much the only writer keeping the black library from being a huge pile of trash.

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[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 31 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's never too late to walk away from things that suck. Crappy relationships, shitty jobs, bad books, you have the power of choice.

[–] Johanno@feddit.org 10 points 2 weeks ago

I know and I choose to suffer! Why? Because I can!

[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I got drunk one night and bought all of them in paperback from Amazon. ALL of them. Think I’ve read 12 or so and the rest are just in a box. Don’t drink and shop folks, I still haven’t even opened any of the omnibuses

[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Same, but I bought the Culture novels. They were fine, except the ugly parts.

[–] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The Culture is fantastic. Except the ugly parts.

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[–] AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net 18 points 2 weeks ago

Almost 600 episodes into One Piece so far. Already worth it.

[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

Is there a better way to absorb warhammer lore ?

[–] Nythos@sh.itjust.works 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Get some other nerd on YouTube to read it out so you can be a nerd with different stuff.

[–] binarytobis@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

My method was to play Warhammer: Total War with a friend who knew all of the lore and constantly ask him stuff about the armies we were fighting.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 10 points 2 weeks ago

The Owlcat game is pretty cool

[–] dellhiver@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

As a person who's not into the table top games, but loves the lore.

I watch/listen to a few channels:

WesHammer - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSDj6ttwzj2sr464jDdg_pA

He does a short introduction (on camera), then the rest is audio with relevant artwork and some video from the games.

Aside from the usual deep-dives into the various factions and popular characters, I enjoy his Grim Dark Story Hour vids. These focus on creepy (horror) short stories from random Warhammer books, where Wes does some voice acting as well.

The Sleepy Hollow - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC86zNGwCUt5gBnizRSWSLuA

Warhammer lore (and game lore). It's meant to be for helping people get to sleep. But I listen to it during the day. If you do use it for sleep, watch out for the super loud Youtube ads that play in the middle, if you don't have Premium or use Peertube.

There are a lot of other Youtubers that do good content as well, like Arbitor Ian etc.

The top two are my recommendations.

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[–] arudesalad@piefed.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

For 40k, I've been watching a lot of bricky (also does non warhammer stuff so I've linked a specific video) and krakduk. (does the annoying youtuber voice, if that gets on your nerves it might not be the channel for you)

There is also the lexicanum for everything 40k, old fantasy, and age of sigmar.

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[–] caveman8000@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I read all of the Left behind books ... Am I Christian? No. Are the books really well written? Also, no. Why did I read them? I guess for the lols

[–] CordialCephalopod@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

I read them all back in high school when I was a good, Christian boy. Loved 'em. Read them again within the last couple of years. Even with the faith aspect removed, they're a fun enough read. Doesn't take much brain power to get through them

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[–] PlzGivHugs@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 weeks ago

I only see like 45 books here. Isn't he missing half of them?

[–] JackFrostNCola@aussie.zone 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This is me and Brandon Sanderson, but the answer is most definately: Yes.

[–] harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Same for Sanderson. It seems like he tries to subvert expectations at the end of every book 2 but he only ends destroying everything he's established.

I completely stopped reading his stuff when I found out that he is a Mormon and graduated from BYU.

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[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I tried to read one and couldn't get past the first chapter. It's just cliche macho mania page after page. Grim dark Jim grits his teeth and struggles valiantly against the bad guys. Then grits his teeth and says a prayer for his dead friends. Then grits his teeth and goes to fight bad guys. Then grits his teeth. It was just awful writing.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

I 100% Dragon's Dogma 2 despite hating every minute of it because I got it on PS5 and couldn't refund it anyway. I had to milk my money back out of it somehow.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 32 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I wasted money on this, but to make up for it, I also wasted my time

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You can [blank] for free if you value your time as worthless

[–] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

That's how i decide if im taking something to the mechanic or not. Gotta remove the exhaust headers just to reach the starter, then figure out how to physically remove it and put the new one in vs $350 and probably be ready by end of day. $2k for a new clutch or 16 hrs cursing, busting knuckles because you got almost a meter of extensions to reach the top 3 bolts. About 6 hrs were spent just laying on the floor crying, contemplating insurance fraud, murder of the engineer who designed it, or cursing my lot in life.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

The Stars program was still going at the time, so I got enough points to get a $10 gift card from the achievements. 🤷‍♂️

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

This is me with MMOs. "surely, after I buy this expansion, it's going to be fun". No idea why I fell for it several times.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

It starts to gets good after book 42 shame about the ending though.

[–] plantfanatic@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

There’s a crap ton of duplicates?

[–] Successful_Try543@feddit.org 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Seems so: 2 are doublets and 5 are triplets (if I've counted correctly)

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[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 8 points 2 weeks ago

Me after watching one piece

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I'll stick to reading 1d6chan rundowns of 40k lore, thanks

[–] OhShitSon@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 weeks ago

I'm currently listening through the entire Horus Heresy in order, only skipped Battle for the Abyss after listening through half of it. I'm currently halfway through Deathfire, and I'm VERY close to just skip this one as well. I just can't stand Nick Kyme's writing, nor his take on the Salamanders.

[–] TomMasz@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

At some point, you'd think his brain would have escaped his head and run away.

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