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[–] SW42@lemmy.world 47 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] SW42@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] SW42@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 weeks ago

Photosynthesis

[–] Sparrow_1029@programming.dev 39 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Knew somebody had to have made a webapp...

some from that list:

  • onto
  • outdo
  • overdo
  • oregano
  • orzo
  • oleo
[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

It's the cutest regex I've ever seen

[–] faho@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Bigfishbest@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago
[–] omgboom@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I think you mean: Orangutany

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Railcar8095@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Otro ojo ornitólogo (and any profession which starts with o)

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago
[–] dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago

tagalog says:

OO

[–] GlendatheGayWitch@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Closest thing I can come up with is "ortho", an abbreviation of the word "othrodontist".

[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 weeks ago

Ortho is a great word. You don't wanna overdo too many letters in the same sentence. End up making what seems like an outro last way too long. Orthodontist is too clunky anyway. It all needs to feel like an oratorio, not some discordant harmony. Can't let the word outdo what you're trying to say. Besides, it all needs to fit neatly on an octavo anyway. Can't over-go the lines. Anyway, I digress.

[–] Soktopraegaeawayok@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Uhh Oreo? Not that hard...

[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Orgazmo

think its still free on YouTube. If you like Trey Parker + Matt Stone humour, you will like Orgazmo too

[–] brrk@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 3 weeks ago