Should give him a name title thing like they used to in the olden days, like Richard the Brave.
We'll call him, Andrew the Pedophile.
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I've had the same thought about Trump. A proper punishment for him would be that he is forced to change his last name to "Pedophile."
He'd be "President Pedophile." He owns "Pedophile Tower" in New York.
That's what I've been calling him on truth social on his posts, well pedophile president.
I've changed it to yours now tho.
think british, nonce of andrew.
Is nonce a pedophile?
Generally speaking, yes.
Might (in some regions) just mean "fool/idiot", but the majority of people would take it as a synonym for "paedo".
Too on the nose.
I like Andrew the Sweaty.
Yes. I suggest replacing them with "Nonceson". It has a certain ring to it.
nonce andrews?
Andrew Bellend
Bit the onion but no, name should stay the same so folks begin building that name association so that future royal sex pests are easier to thwart.
How about Andrew Epstein, after his good friend?
Peter File.
I call him Andrew, Prince of the Nonces.