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submitted 3 weeks ago by hellfire103@lemmy.ca to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 18 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

Should give him a name title thing like they used to in the olden days, like Richard the Brave.

We'll call him, Andrew the Pedophile.

[–] logicbomb@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I've had the same thought about Trump. A proper punishment for him would be that he is forced to change his last name to "Pedophile."

He'd be "President Pedophile." He owns "Pedophile Tower" in New York.

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

That's what I've been calling him on truth social on his posts, well pedophile president.

I've changed it to yours now tho.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

think british, nonce of andrew.

[–] Pringles@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Is nonce a pedophile?

[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 1 points 3 weeks ago

Generally speaking, yes.

Might (in some regions) just mean "fool/idiot", but the majority of people would take it as a synonym for "paedo".

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Too on the nose.

I like Andrew the Sweaty.