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Roleplay is serious business (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 3 weeks ago by Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network
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[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 66 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Mate, that is clearly an emu.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 21 points 2 weeks ago

Ostrich.

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Shawn!

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 7 points 2 weeks ago

Shaaaaawn!

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 35 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

DM: Delmorri, what do you want to do?

Delmorri: hissing noises

DM: For the love of god, Delmorri. Can you drop character for one second to explain your actions in English please?

Delmorri: pokes the Naga player and hisses some more

Naga player: sigh. He says he wants to seduce the bar wench.

DM: deep breath. Okay... roll with disadvantage.

[–] Klear@quokk.au 19 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Roleplay issss ssssserioussss busssssinesssssssss...

[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 weeks ago

Yea, there is alcohol involved here.

[–] mr_account@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Lad's about to go on a shopping adventure for breakfast peans

[–] Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago

Oh, this one's homogenised!

[–] danhab99@programming.dev 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Well let's just be grateful that he put up his hand

[–] TomArrr@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Perhaps it was clearly stated that the snake had 2 eyes?

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 weeks ago

El Black Mamba!

[–] DandomRude@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The bare, rather worn wall and the full laundry basket also show where the focus lies ... on the important things in life!

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 points 2 weeks ago

Correction, that is a laundry tub

[–] Angelevo@feddit.nl 4 points 2 weeks ago

This is hilarious xD

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

If you were roleplaying an Indian would you start bobbing your head too? This is just ophidiophoboia.

[–] psud@aussie.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago

Me as the druid right before the wildshape: honey you need a cuddle