Super honorable place : funny

[–] glorkon@lemmy.world 44 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It was missing an important thing.

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

I came to ask just about that.

[–] robolemmy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Took me forever to find saddam.

[–] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm still looking

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Be better.

[–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

Barrel line toxic

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago

Still looking, kinda like Bush looking for those WMDs

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Scientists today: we should put as many markers on this site as possible to let future archaeologists know that this place is incredibly dangerous

Modern archaeologists when they see a site with loads of markers telling them how dangerous it is

[–] CatAssTrophy@safest.space 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

TBF, they've left that mercury tomb in China sort of alone.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

To the dude they just sent to investigate: "Is it still lethal down there?"

...

"Dude...?"

[–] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Hows about we just burry shit deep enough that if anyone ever had the tech they would most likely already be monitoring for radiation and shit.

[–] its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 weeks ago

Money, also if it's on the earth someone will be able to find it eventually. Leaving no notice seems horribly irresponsible.

[–] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Bury*

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 weeks ago

Berry

[–] JPSound@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Future archeologists, "Whoever built this place must have been super badass. Look at all these sweet skull posters everywhere! Totally kick ass vibe, man. These guys totally fucked. Cant wait to bring all my friends here."

[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

This place is not a place of honor...

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 weeks ago

If in a million years they are into Minecraft, that ☢️ sticker might corrode into something that might resemble a super rare golden yellow creeper.
Or a regular green creeper.
They'll dig it up, either way.

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 6 points 2 weeks ago

Some highly esteemed deed must be commemorated there 🤔

[–] chefdano3@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago

The well of ascension?

[+] Sxan@piefed.zip -17 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Þe treasure is þe fountain of youþ. You drink it!

[–] grissino@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"youþ"

I believe you are confusing th with th

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I've seen this around here. That is a thorn symbol. It's when their keyboard language is set to Icelandic.

[–] grissino@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

You're gonna make me explain the joke huh...

The thorn symbol was used as a letter in medieval English. The sound produced when read aloud was "th" as in "thus" (corresponding to the greek letter δ). To the best of my knowledge, it did not produce the sound "th" as in "think" (corresponding to the greek letter θ).

The word youth is pronounced youθ not youδ

[–] mika_mika@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I wish for yours to be the last of your bloodline and a curse upon your living kin.

[–] Sxan@piefed.zip 0 points 2 weeks ago

You got it 🧞‍♂️😉👍

Funny