The toilet's right next to a low window...
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I know nothing about this but I wasn't under the impression that those special, "named" facilities ~~with gold stucco dragons around their portraits~~ in the WH were meant for actual usage by humans? More like museum pieces, maybe?
Well it's ruined in both regards. It's unusable and it looks like trash now.
We can see him literally shit on the white house instead of figuratively now.
Saddam had a bidet, huh.
yeah, trump is full of shit entering the bathroom and still full of shit after
Very common in the Middle East.
Keep his left hand cleaner.
Trump thinks it's a low sink and uses a standing sink so he doesn't have to take out his risers
Dictator Chic.
The US is still too backward for bidets even when trying to be classy/tacky AF.
I gotta say, a cheap screw in bidet has been an ABSOLUTE game changer...it's amazing
I understand screwing in the shower, but how do you screw in a bidet?
Well first, you have to take your socks off
And expose my piggies!?
Sorry, but they really named a bathroom after Lincoln? I'm not sure how much of an honor that is tbh.
It's where you drop off your Lincoln Logs.
I came here to make this joke. It's impossible to have an original idea on the internet. Kudos to you for beating me to it sir!
They named a bedroom after Lincoln, and as far as I know it has an attached bathroom.
More like lincolon
This quote could be placed there on the wall in more than one sense:
It looks tacky, nonce has no taste.
It looks like some Bollywood muscleman's shitter.
Seems like trump is doing a lot of remodelling for a house he will only be in for 3 more years, unless…
I mean, 3 years could be most or all of the time he has left. Not to say I have any certainty that he will, or that he won't, leave the White House when his time is up. You never know what's just him trolling to distract from the Epstein files, though.
Shame he won't even use the damn thing. He'll just continue using his diapers.
I hate gold soo much and even before he was president this dude just shoved it everywhere. Its soooo ugly of a color. It like urine.
Gold look good in many places.
Except bathrooms and white/light fornitures
And anywhere grifters think it looks good. They have the absolute WORST sense of design.
Hmmm do like it on my electronics. 🤤
Gold is very much "less is more"
Local brewery has a textured black wall with lil gold accents, looks like a million dollars
I bet that floor is slippery as hell when it gets wet.
I was thinking the same thing. Especially if you're elderly and not in great health...
Aw come on, guy. What do you mean?
You know what I love in a bathroom? all my stuff on display on the wall and shit fucking lighting, great work ding dongs
Damn..Graceland isn't even THAT tacky and Elvis has carpet on his walls.
Trump will piss all over everything he can, just like a dog until he is removed from life or power.
Can someone make a doom mod out of this bathroom?
Both the wall and floor looks like someone played The Sims 3 and repeat same pattern for everything inside one room
Tacky TACO
Hey, relax guy! Take a rest!
Y'know, there's blinds you can get that come up from the bottom to take care of that awkward placement so near the window. Let in the sky without mooning the tourists.
He is just too poor to have a golden toilet
Donald Trump taste in everything is a reflection of him: concerned 100% with what he THINKS a rich and powerful person has and looks likes, as well as the superficial and gaudy displays of wealth that historically have garnered nothing but contempt from everyone.
Game recognise Game.
Looie Buitton Bidet!
Obvious fake news
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Toilet is obviously an off the rack, lacks capacity for Trumps ass in both size and structural capacity.
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No XXXL diaper changing station.
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It's not tacky enough for the twice-impeached, court-adjudicated rapist with 34 felony counts, Donald J Trump.
And?