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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I understand screwing in the shower, but how do you screw in a bidet?

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Well first, you have to take your socks off

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

And expose my piggies!?