We established this yesterday, you gotta be naked.
this post was submitted on 30 Oct 2025
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Well up until today. New guy is moving in...
You were there first, why should you be the one to change?
Because I look like a beached whale after the TNT
If it's good enough for the state of Oregon, it should be good enough for your neighbors. If he complains, crush his car.
Oh he ain't a neighbor. He's moving into my house. I've been looking for a roommate since the end of August but only just found one. He's gay so there's that but no way in hell he's gonna find me interesting and, to be fair, he ain't my type either so it is what it is.
Crush his car anyway. Assert your authority as head gay.
No car :(
:(
Get him a car to crush, then.
Ouch.
A real suicided by words moment.
Oh thats a compliment
You do you my friend ;)
Because I look like a beached whale after the TNT
(X) doubt.
As an actual lardo, I take offense to a thinner person appropriating that particular insult.
My tits are bigger than my sister. I'd say eat my entire ass but not a human on earth has the stomach capacity for it.
Wouldn't have it any other way
How dare they do my boy Stede Bonnet like that.
How dare they slander my man Paul Stamets like that.
I'm gay. I'm a loser. No slander here
🎶 I am gay! I'm a loser
I'm a homie and peruser
I'm shitposting like a saint
Let the haters lick my taint!
I'm your Hell, I'm your dream
I'm the Stamets posting team
You know you wouldn't want it any other way 🎶
It's very accurate, but it could have been delivered a little nicer.
Stede paid good money to not be a loser.
Lol
I'm still bitter it was canceled. Sure it wrapped up nicely, but it was such a weird fun ride.
The Voyager app tells me I have upvoted your posts 60 times so you are the MVP of gay losers :)
Nah, just annoying <3