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Oh he ain't a neighbor. He's moving into my house. I've been looking for a roommate since the end of August but only just found one. He's gay so there's that but no way in hell he's gonna find me interesting and, to be fair, he ain't my type either so it is what it is.
Crush his car anyway. Assert your authority as head gay.
No car :(
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Get him a car to crush, then.