Oh he ain't a neighbor. He's moving into my house. I've been looking for a roommate since the end of August but only just found one. He's gay so there's that but no way in hell he's gonna find me interesting and, to be fair, he ain't my type either so it is what it is.

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Crush his car anyway. Assert your authority as head gay.

[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

No car :(

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

Get him a car to crush, then.

[–] dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ouch.

A real suicided by words moment.

[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh thats a compliment

[–] dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

You do you my friend ;)

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Because I look like a beached whale after the TNT

(X) doubt.

As an actual lardo, I take offense to a thinner person appropriating that particular insult.

[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

My tits are bigger than my sister. I'd say eat my entire ass but not a human on earth has the stomach capacity for it.