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you don't have to wait for passing cars (discuss.tchncs.de)
submitted 2 months ago by urheber@discuss.tchncs.de to c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world
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They want to hit you even less than you want them to. They WILL stop.

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[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 12 points 2 months ago

"In the worst case, it'll save you time. In the best case, it'll solve all your problems, forever. Win-win, really."

[–] Pipster@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 months ago

Cars are more scared of you than you are of them

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 months ago

In some places in the US, pedestrians legitimately have right of way.

That means the law is on your side too! The road belongs to you more than the cars! Show them who's boss!

[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Pedestrians walking and texting in front the drivers driving and texting, what could go wrong?

[–] UncleArthur@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

This was my mother's mantra back in the day. She was born in the '20s and even as an old lady, she'd march into the road without looking, telling everyone that the cars would most certainly stop for her. She only came unstuck once in the '70s when she was clipped by a lorry on a zebra crossing. She got away with bruises and her opinion didn't change.

[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 4 points 2 months ago

Here's hoping you inherited even a little of all that luck.

[–] urheber@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 2 months ago

Smart lady.

[–] pleasestopasking@reddthat.com 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Except they're all looking in their laps texting

[–] urheber@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 month ago

Well then it's their problem insurance won't pay for murder.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

revs engine

frogger reverse baby