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[–] Typhoon@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 month ago (4 children)

This is not a shitpost. For it to be a shitpost you need that third finger.

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

OK I got it you are going for both. Two in the front and one in the back. You really need to have big hands to pull it off. After 2 in the front I can rarely get the single in the back

[–] rugburn@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 1 month ago

There's always the minivan- 2 in the front and 5 in the back

[–] dvoraqs@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Any finger could be a good shit post if you use it right

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 month ago

That took a while, but it was worth it.

[–] postnataldrip@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

The barracuda

[–] dbtng@eviltoast.org 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I think it has to do with making the opening wide enough for the thing you actually intend to use

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Longer.

And also because she said not to use the 3rd one so there's 2 in the pink and one in the stink.

[–] ogeist@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Because Walt Disney used to smoke

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago
[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 points 1 month ago

Ring finger is too difficult to move, pinky as well though not quite as bad.