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[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I would wait a moment for it to cool a little and then eat it.

And be frustrated with the stupid Mac ans cheese dripping out

[–] protist@mander.xyz 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You don't eat mac and cheese with your hands?

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)
[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 24 points 3 weeks ago

"I don't think that's my order dude"

[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 17 points 3 weeks ago

I likely ordered it. So thank the waiter and start eating.

I can read a menu.

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Swap to a knife and fork and go to town. That looks delicious.

[–] Chromebby@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I’d probably just pull the bun off and eat the rest with a fork. Looks like mac n cheese and pulled pork? Both delicious things

[–] sartalon@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I would say, "That's not a burger."

[–] morphballganon@mtgzone.com 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

There could be a burger patty under the pulled pork, for all we know.

[–] sartalon@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

"Let's get this out onto a tray."

"Nice."

[–] Mechanite@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Is this a Steve1989MREInfo reference?

[–] PillowTalk420@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Take the mac n cheese off it and I'd be happier. It also isn't a burger. It's a pulled pork sandwich.

[–] morphballganon@mtgzone.com 5 points 3 weeks ago

How do you know there isn't a burger patty hidden in there?

[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

GIVE ME THE MAC AND CHBUGER

[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago

MAC AND CHBURGER

MAC AND CHURGER

M'URGER

[–] LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Waiter, please bring me some mayonnaise.

[–] Quexotic@infosec.pub 1 points 3 weeks ago

Don't forget ranch

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 weeks ago

I would not have ordered something so dumb.

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Here's a card with all my healt info and my family doc number. Just in case, tell my family I love them.

[–] Typhoon@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 weeks ago

"How the fuck am I supposed to eat that?"

[–] morphballganon@mtgzone.com 5 points 3 weeks ago

Revel in my luck that I was born in the right century to experience such a thing

Earlier centuries it didn't exist

Later centuries it will inevitably be outlawed

[–] aggelalex@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Remove the bread

Ask for a fork and knife

Enjoy you pasta plate

[–] Yukily@jlai.lu 4 points 3 weeks ago

"sorry i didn't order this"

[–] dorumon@lemmy.cafe 4 points 3 weeks ago

I would get a fork and a knife and just start eating by cutting little pieces of bread from the bun and onto my fork alongside everything else.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 weeks ago

“Get me a bucket….”

[–] eigenraum@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 3 weeks ago

I‘d check whether it can move on its own.

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 weeks ago

A bit extreme but tbh I get it.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 weeks ago

I'd say thanks .... then ask them for a blender