and I was like, I've already moved the pawn to E6

Best. Day. Ever.

Amazon pulled an israeli pager attack on your ass. Literally.

Imagine people in remote chastity cages.

To be fair, all that buttplugs lack is internet connectivity and support for basic office software.

The ER staff don't like it when people dock phones with their butt.

You’re describing Ubuntu’s Convergence, something Canonical was working on back in like 2011 I think.

Sucks nothing really came of it. By 2014 there were a few functional demos of it but you don’t really see it nowadays.

Yes! Need a proper Linux phone at long last!

I did Samsung dex for a while, its ok as long as you don't want low level access to what you connecting to.

Now I switched to a gpd micropc 2 and its built in ethernet, sd card, usb a and c sockets and native linux make it so much more useful. No longer do i need dongles or other rubbish.

Plus it will do multiple monitor support, something dex struggles with. The keyboard is a little small for touch typing but the former factor is worth the trade of for me.

The dream is playing music on the strings of reality. A phone is just a pitstop.

I've spent way too long on the Internet.

Because I actually understand this.

I should probably spend less time on the Internet.

Yeah but you cant shove it up your ass.

Virtually every computing device I’ve ever owned is somewhere in the house I’m in. I sold my first PC (a Leading Edge 8088 IBM clone) and I still regret it. It’d have been hard to get hooked into my homelab, but I would have figured it out.

look at this fancy bastard and his house that he owns with storage space.

Sounds like you need to play country music in reverse.

23 hours a day, 365 days of the year

https://xkcd.com/1825/

I've worn a pebble smartwatch for a decade just to avoid all the annoying noises our phones make non stop. So i keep my phone on silent and I've got the pebble set to only get notifications for texts and calls neither of which i get a ton of on a daily basis. I like to be able to glance down and either ignore or pull out my phone and deal with.

I am also a big fan of leaving my phone in the other room and dont wear the pebble a lot on weekends just to get a break.

Unless you want to do AAA gaming or 4k video editing, a cheap mini PC will be pretty much all you need. Those things have been getting pretty good lately.

Same here. My gaming rig moved into the living room, and I'm about to start playing around with containerized gaming in proxmox with it.

Thinkcentre tiny here, good for absolutely everything except gaming. So I got a bigger box for that.

Of course!

Then, when AWS goes down it'll turn on randomly, reset the password to the default 50 character password and not unlock until you've input it corectly.

I have some remote controlled toys. Sounds fun but the apps are shit. Even with a partner it's horrible to actually use it. You just want to get fucked but instead the app fucks you with ads, bugs and complicated constructions to get it working and that way to get fucked is really not something that makes you cum.