Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 3 weeks ago by guynamedzero@piefed.zeromedia.vip to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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The bike was just too tired.

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[–] Okokimup@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You mean two-tired

[–] guynamedzero@piefed.zeromedia.vip 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Correct! That is the joke.

[–] Okokimup@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I know it's the joke but it's funnier if you spell it correctly. The "too" is misheard which makes it a joke.

[–] djmikeale@feddit.dk 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

If you run in front of a car, you'll get tired. If you run behind a car, you'll get exhausted.

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Why couldn't the bike stand up on its own?