Dad Jokes

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submitted 2 months ago by Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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A Himhe bar!

[I'm very excited about this joke because it was actually a daughter joke. And so the student has become the master!]

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[–] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oh dear, you must have a grandchild because your daughter has become a dad.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 4 points 2 months ago

I'm so proud!

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ohhhh. Imma gonna lay this on the husband when he gets home tonight!

Tell kiddo that she done good!

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 points 2 months ago

I already have!

[–] Akuma@pawb.social 6 points 2 months ago

Shouldn't it be a Himhey bar? :>

[–] relativestranger@feddit.nl 5 points 2 months ago

i didn't see the /c this was in at first, and was thinking.. "i dunno, one made from real chocolate?"

[–] itkovian@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

This brings a tear to my eye.