Censoring "shoot" now? Wtf. If you need to censor such inoffensive words to post something to a platform, you should get off that platform.
Fuck I hate sanitised internet.
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And to celebrate the fediverse: fuck fuck shit fuck ass ayyyy macarena π
I'm definitely boring and my porn preferences are weird but sadly this does not mean corporations and governments aren't monitoring all my shit π«©
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So tired of censorship. It makes things like this not even funny.
I agree wholeheartedly, but this wasn't funny even without censorship.
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Letβs celebrate the Fediverse by saying the seven deadly words for TV
shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits
- shit
- piss
- fuck
- cunt
- cocksucker
- motherfucker
- tits
- fart
- turd
- twat
Oh no, I hope this post won't get demonetized
Hijo de puta!
If people can't stay off the more restrictive, corporate-friendly platforms, they should at least avoid dumping the censored shit here as well. Going to start blocking individual users...
these little self censors that don't cover shit or make a fucking difference ruin any potential comedy. who the hell thinks this is necessary or beneficial
This is just a worse version of a Family Guy cutaway gag of the same context. And censored shittily. Fuck this post.
In the name of her majesty, I have arrived.
Why is sex corrected to βsixβ? Is this a Kiwi meme?
Wherever this was originally shared\posted, someone circumvented the site's detector bot for blocked words by paint-brushing over the word(s)... but still readable to humans.
It's an annoying new trend.
Why donβt they just post somewhere that wonβt block it then? Surely the point of this is that children would be safe there, so this just screws everybody.
The most impressive thing I have learned about Americans from TV and movies is that they have sex with all their underwear on, so that when they get out of bed they don't accidentally glimpse each other's private parts.
It's funny how some people's impression of a UK accent is how the royals sound, when in reality the UK has the most diverse accents of any english speaking country i know of
I feel like it's just recognized more than the myriad of accents across America. There are so many accents just in a single city, let alone across the whole country. For example, you might hear about 3 or 4 different accents in San Francisco, and then hear 5 or 6 totally different ones in Los Angeles.
I don't think US accents are nearly as diverse per area as the UK, but i guess that's just my impression, I've never read a study on it or anything
The US may be big, but the UK had more centuries of existence before the unifying effect of national TV and radio.
This wikipedia article boldly asserts that "The UK has the most local accents of any English-speaking country" but the claim is [citation needed].
Well "per area" is vastly different purely from a geographical standpoint. Much bigger country and the UK is a much more densely populated place.
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Then add in all the many Scots accents and dialects, Scots Gaelic, Welsh and Welsh-accented English. Hardly anyone speaks RP (received pronunciation, ie posh) any more. Even the royals have toned it down. The late queen was really plummy back in the 50s. https://youtu.be/Ga-UcoJzsHg
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As an american, i can confirm.
"Brilliant"
British is more like: oy plough me harda guvunah. Please plough me in me khyber pass.
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