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[–] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 97 points 1 month ago (4 children)

The fleshlight in the corner almost escaped my notice

[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Yeah I didn't see it until it looked at this picture a third time. I didn't realize at first that this is actually Adam Ellis cause the art style is so different than his usual stuff.

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[–] rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world 90 points 1 month ago (8 children)

I mean, to be fair, I get that this is a joke... But I look at all the shit in my flat I think 90% of this is clutter. I'm still trying to get rid of my sofa, but it's hard to do for cheap when I don't drive.

I've seen so many flats full of so many little tchotchkes and doodads and superfluous whatevers, and it sort of makes me feel that some people decorate their homes for other people - which is absolutely fine - whereas some people decorate their homes for themselves - which is also fine.

Nothing wrong with a simple life. Maybe get a stand for the fleshlight though, I feel like it would pick up dirt and dust and hair from the carpet like that. 🫡

[–] tiramichu@sh.itjust.works 39 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Man, learning my house should be for me is something I wish I'd known sooner.

For years I had a spare bedroom that was barely used, maybe slept in 15 nights a year.

I had it only because I felt like that's the normal thing to do if you have a space for a spare room. That's what people expect of you.

Meanwhile I'm doing soldering projects on my kitchen table as the only suitable surface in the house, shoving resistors and electronic components out of the way every evening so I can make space to eat.

And then I finally realised, I need to prioritise my utility, not that of other people. I have a massive couch - when a friend wants to stay over they can sleep on there, and be perfectly comfortable!

So I donated the spare bed to charity, turned the room into a space for projects with a huge desk, and I'm so much happier for it.

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You could always set up the spare room as a hobby space that also has a bed. That's what I did with my spare room.

Alternatively to that, you could also just have a cot folded and tucked away

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Actually, a little hair on the fleshlight makes it more realistic, fyi.

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Minimalism isn't the same as laziness or unseriousness, which is what the comic is making fun of, the way a lot of guys especially are so unable to take anything seriously that they don't know how to even go into a target and pick out a nightstand and a lamp.

You can get by with very few possessions, and should, but you still need to take enough pride in your living space that you are doing it with intentionality and focus on the essentials, which again, isn't the same as "I can make do."

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[–] Mpatch@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

If your getting rid of sofa. Just break it up with a hammer and saw into small pieces and send it out a bit at a time with the regular trash.

[–] BaroqueInMind@piefed.social 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Yeah, just like how Jeffrey Dahmer did it.

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[–] WhyJiffie@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

why destroy a functional sofa??

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[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 72 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That's a fleshlight by his bed, isn't it?

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 66 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don't worry, he rinses it off before he uses it each time

[–] hodgepodgin@lemmy.zip 63 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 45 points 1 month ago

You heard me.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Fill it with water beforehand and she's positively gushing for you.

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[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 59 points 1 month ago (6 children)

If I still had the opportunity to meet women, they'd see this

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

i only count 9 cats hard pass. get more cats and try again

[–] Linnce@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I see 10 cats, there might be more

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

oh nevermind i'll date anyone who's got ten cats (as long as they don't mind me dating the cats too)

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[–] webpack@ani.social 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I thought cats cant eat m&ms isn't this horribly dangerous

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 month ago

I make a special type of M&M, like kopi luak coffee. I only harvest the M&Ms that make it out the cat intact. Wanna try?

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[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 47 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (18 children)

It's wild how many men were outright offended at this on reddit.

edit: or perhaps AI instances pretending to be men. What kind of world are we leaving to our granddroids? We need to set a better example for the chatbots we're leaving this world to.

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[–] Nikls94@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Xbox360 at least he‘s playing good games.

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[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 30 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Minimalism is a ploy by big small to sell more less

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[–] psmgx@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] Flocklesscrow@lemmy.zip 26 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Gotta get the mattress off the floor so the spiders don't come to cuddle at night.

And maybe a houseplant for atmosphere.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (6 children)

looks like we found the dude who hates friendly cuddles.

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[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Minimalism would reduce the wires. Push the TV and console against the wall to hide the cords.

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 20 points 1 month ago

The zen atmosphere got so intense he couldn't spend even thirty seconds tidying

[–] HorikBrun@kbin.earth 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Other than "m'lady," I fail to see a problem...

[–] NoSpotOfGround@lemmy.world 49 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

Trying to frame his slobbishness as "minimalism". Prioritizing a games console and immature Naruto poster over bed sheets. Fleshlight just left out on the floor. Boasting about his apartment when there's less than nothing there.

[–] Eq0@literature.cafe 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The lack of bedsheets really gets to me, more than anything else. I’m okay with minimalism, but sleeping on the same fabric all the time without being able to clean it… not great.

[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Little did you know, he have ten mattresses in a second room, that cycles regularly and are steam cleaned. Maybe.

[–] markz@suppo.fi 7 points 1 month ago

Spent the entire budget on that.

[–] reev@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

Silly human, I clearly see more than nothing!

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[–] SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

XBox 360

Clearly a man of tastes

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

At least make the bed you heathen.

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[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

No lie detected!

What's the point of that "nightstand" box besides his bed, though? He should use it as a TV stand.

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[–] Xenny@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Look at the muscles on that man though he has his priorities straight.

[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Better be running Linux on that Console for the minimalist approach.

[–] dukatos@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[–] sundray@lemmus.org 9 points 1 month ago

Ew, he's poor! /s

[–] Damn990099@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He is in Unit 6 7 ... 🙃

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[–] greedytacothief@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago (10 children)

What's peoples problem with sleeping on the floor. I want to upgrade my futon to a Japanese futon so I can fold it up when I'm not using it. Though I'm definitely weird, my back does not like any support

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