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[–] Mog_Spawn@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Anxiety Sandwich sounds like awful food or good music

[–] MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Suicidal Thinking Popcorn

(shit, this sounds like a object show character)

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[–] Soktopraegaeawayok@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Numb vagina

[–] Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

Anxious instant noodle

[–] happy_wheels@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[–] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

Manic banana!

[–] gabe@literature.cafe 5 points 1 month ago

Hallucinating Blueberry

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 4 points 1 month ago

Hyper focused wheetos

[–] Chozo@fedia.io 4 points 1 month ago

Hyperfixated Sushi

[–] Nikls94@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Autistic Nerds - wait…

[–] jakemehoff11@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Depression Spiral Whopper Jr.

Basically a self fulfilling prophecy

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 4 points 1 month ago

Emotional dysregulation kebab

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] Soktopraegaeawayok@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Lethargic liquor.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What if one of our symptoms is forgetting to eat for so long, you don't remember what you last ate?

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[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

self-hatred pizza

[–] DarkAri@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago

Schizoredbull

[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[–] preussischblau@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 4 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Erectile dysfunction viagra

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[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago

depressed crackers

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 4 points 1 month ago

Awkward Sucker

Oof...

[–] Hegar@fedia.io 4 points 1 month ago

Lack of coordination baked potatoes.

My favourite actual horse name is pretty close. I think it was from the 1800s: Potoooooooo

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Lazy Protein Bar

[–] nagaram@startrek.website 4 points 1 month ago

Executive dysfunction hot chicken

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

Sleepy Sundae

[–] pebbles@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago
[–] CrazyLikeGollum@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

flat affect salad

Anxious Chestnut

[–] halvar@lemy.lol 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] kelpie_returns@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Obsessive sausage

[–] VicVinegar@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Paranoia Beans!

[–] Fourth@mander.xyz 4 points 1 month ago

'ole depression beans. what an animal.

[–] 4_degrees@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Detached Cutlet

[–] Furbag@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Distraction Cheese

[–] Captainautism@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

Stimming chocolate

[–] Sparkles@fedia.io 3 points 1 month ago

Splitting chocolate.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Executive Function Burrito

(also why is it "an executive function problem" and not "executive dysfunction?")

[–] TheJesusaurus@piefed.ca 3 points 1 month ago

They call me Executive function disorder trail mix

[–] potoo22@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Forgetful pickle

[–] discosnails@lemmy.wtf 3 points 1 month ago

Hyperfocus Affogato is dope.

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 month ago

Forgetful Ass

[–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Hyperfocused, fuck what did I eat last?

[–] Hagenman@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Hyperfocus Cheerios

[–] psoul@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Brain Fog Burrito Bowl

[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

ADHD Potato

[–] Metostopholes@midwest.social 3 points 1 month ago

Anhedonia Sesame Balls

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 3 points 1 month ago

Anxiety zucchini

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