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Rule 1: Be Civil, Not Sinister
Treat others like fellow employees, not enemies in the breakroom.
Rule 2: No Prohibited Postage
Some packages are simply undeliverable. That means:
If you see anything that violates these rules, please report it so we can return it to sender. Otherwise? Have fun, be silly, and enjoy the chaos. The office runs best when everyone’s laughing.... or retching over the stench, at least.
I read somewhere that pickpockets put up these signs on purpose, so you instinctively touch the location whatever the most expensive item you have on your person, so that the pickpocket (who is watching nearby) will know where you are keeping it (i.e. a phone in your pocket, wallet in your coat, etc). So, assuming that is true, maybe keep it in mind if you see one of these.
"Objection, Your Honor. Exhibit C clearly states..."