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[–] jaykrown@lemmy.world 67 points 1 month ago (7 children)

I look forward to seeing more electric leaf blowers. Sure they have a bit of an annoying high pitched whine when you're close by, but you're not going to hear it more than 5 meters away. I've also been seeing more electric lawn mowers which are also much quieter.

[–] AlpacaChariot@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I have an electric leaf blower, it's pretty loud and you can definitely hear it >5m away, in fact you could probably hear it several hundred metres away. I do agree they are less disturbing overall though.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Where is the sound coming from to make it that noisy? Is it more the engine or the woosh?

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago
[–] AlpacaChariot@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

It's basically a big hair dryer, there's a big fan in it

[–] Taldan@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I look forward to seeing less leaf blowers in general. I don't get the obsession with getting rid of leaves. You're damaging the local ecosystem for what? The ability to watch your grass turn brown?

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 11 points 1 month ago (8 children)

Hi, leaf pilled person here. I still have a leaf blower to get them off my driveway. IN FACT! I use a leaf blower to get them off the pavement and onto the ground where they'll be beneficial. They're still a useful piece of equipment.

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[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Grass turns brown in the fall, for you? That usually only happens in the summer here, when we get heat waves. The grass is green every other time, covered or not covered.

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 month ago

I commonly use an electric leafblower for work, it's loud as fuck

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 9 points 1 month ago

Yeah, it's really crazy how much quieter the electric lawn tools are. It's very noticeable.

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I am an all electric human as I can be.

Electric: mower, leaf blower, edger, chainsaw, pole saw, car, tiller.

Last thing to swap isy houses heat from gas but that is a major job that requires many upgrades.

[–] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 3 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Heat pumps are super nice. And they get better every year. But it is an investment.

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[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago

How about not having lawns in the first place?

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Man I want to replace my 2 cycle backpack blower now.

My handheld (Ryobi 20v, meh) is alright for cleaning the driveway or the deck, but if I want to actually move leaves around the heard, it's weak.

I love my ego mower and my ego snowblower (although I only had one season with it so far and I think we got a total of 3 inches of snow, so....yea). An ego backpack blower would be tits.

Edit: holy shit those are expensive. But man I keep having to dump oil/gas mix because I can't possibly use it up before it goes bad and the blower loses all its gusto. But pre-mix is ridiculously expensive (but works sooo much better).

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 26 points 1 month ago (8 children)

Our park ranger is a nice guy and I help him out from time to time, and we got talking about how leafblowers suck.

He said that yes they're loud, but they are remarkably efficient at moving leaves into a nice pile, missing nothing

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

we got talking about how leafblowers suck.

In my experience, they tend to blow, even the good ones.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

if your leafblower suck, there's a switch for that. read the fucking manual before complaining

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] RubberElectrons@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Forgot about this joke.

[–] Taldan@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

The "missing nothing" part is problematic. Many creatures rely on leaves to survive or reproduce. Fireflies are a common example. Their population has been decimated by the complete removal of leaves as standard practice

I cannot understand why people are so intent on removing every leaf from their yard

[–] tourist@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

leafblowers suck

they literally do the opposite u idot 😤😡

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 1 month ago

no mebe u r 🫵

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 16 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Using the same principle as noise cancelling headphones, you could just blast an equally loud counter sound to negate the blower's noise.

But where's the fun in that?

[–] carmo55@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Won't work sadly, the "counter sound" can't be in phase in multiple locations because of delay and reflections. Headphones can do ANC because the ear is basically a single point so the mic can pick up exactly what you're about to hear and then compensate.

Using a speaker like that would just create double the leafblower noise.

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 3 points 1 month ago

How I wish active noise cancellation was a thing for rooms rather than just headphones.

This would be a game changer for people in multi-family housing.

Or leafblowers could include that as a mandatory feature

[–] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 1 points 1 month ago

I mean, would they even hear anything over the leafblower?

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[–] Kualdir@feddit.nl 13 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I don't mind leafblowers but don't start at 8 AM IN THE MORNING

[–] lemming741@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

My retired neighbor waits to do it on Sunday. I think he has a bottle of 2 stroke oil on his nightstand beside the tissue box

[–] Erdalion@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Where I used to live, they would start at 7 AM. EVERY DAY, INCLUDING THE WEEKENDS.

I was tempted to buy a leafblower for myself, follow the leafblower guy around, and just throw all the leaves back at him.

[–] zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 1 month ago

Fuck them at all hours

[–] hedge_lord@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

It's my FAMILY TRADITION to blow leaves in every day of JANUARY you don't understand god put them there to BE BLOWN

(not but really last January I heard so many leaf blowers. What are you blowing? Ghost leaves??)

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[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] marcos@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

That's amazingly good and annoying at the same time.

[–] turdcollector69@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (4 children)

People who unironically think this should go clean some leaves themselves and see how long they stick with the rake.

It's always so much easier to tell other people how to do their job.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

But I hate climate change and like bees

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 month ago

'Cleaning' leaves is stupid as hell anyway.

[–] silasmariner@programming.dev 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Depends if you're going for most or all of the leaves. If you're just going for most and you're not incompetent, rake is easy and quick.

is a blower more fun, yes, do i drive a tank instead of a bike because of that? no

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE NEIGHBOR BLOWING LEAVES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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