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[–] treadful@lemmy.zip 129 points 1 month ago (4 children)
[–] PenguinMage@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 month ago

Or a tortoise

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

That's literally what the comment in the image is saying, Master Oogway from Kung fu Panda

[–] treadful@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

Never seen it.

[–] Onyxonblack@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 month ago

Ikr, more people should go watch The Neverending Story!

[–] VieuxQueb@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

I would add a stoned one at that !

[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 101 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] Ethalis@jlai.lu 24 points 1 month ago (3 children)

You're right i don't think it's either, it looks more like some kind of feathered animal

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 9 points 1 month ago

So a dinosaur.

[–] Insekticus@aussie.zone 2 points 1 month ago

Perhaps an ostrich of some descript?

[–] Lightcrater@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

I don't see feathers on this animal, that is clearly a man

[–] Findus_Falke@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago

My thought exactly. I got news for you, OP...

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 1 points 1 month ago
[–] AbbaZabba616@lemmy.world 67 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] trublu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago

Not that it matters

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But yes!

[–] pjwestin@lemmy.world 64 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You have to ask yourself:

Which came first, the chicken or the soup?

[–] SuspiciousCatThing@pawb.social 6 points 1 month ago

That's fowel.

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 53 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] ITGuyLevi@programming.dev 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So many memories getting posted lately.

[–] Amro@piefed.social 3 points 1 month ago

That's the curve catching up to you

[–] boogiebored@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Morla from The Neverending Story

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

We named our tortoise after it.

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 53 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago

Yooo. Keep it groovy, man 🤙

[–] SleeplessCityLights@programming.dev 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

I was about to say, a stoned tortoise

[–] CelloMike@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago
[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

Chicken or bird ........ Chicken or bird .... Let it sink in.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm the baby! Gotta love me!

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

The babies dead dude. Last episode said so.

[–] chunes@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Beat me to it.

[–] bob@feddit.uk 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

So basically the turtles from finding nemo

[–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 10 points 1 month ago

Turtle robot! 🐢🤖 Cutest robots of them all. Very programmer friendly. Very artistic.

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 9 points 1 month ago

The Great A'Tuin

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I see tuhdles

[–] GeorgimusPrime@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Mitch McConnell

[–] foofiepie@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I’m struggling to see either. I see only Turtle/Tortoise.
How is that a chicken?

[–] Holyginz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Literally cant see it as anything other than a stoned turtle

[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago

Birds aren't real. By process of elimination, chicken.

[–] Nikls94@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago
[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Stoned turtle or an image of me after a really good bong hit, either way that things high as fuck.

Edit: Just had a bong and yeah that's just an image of me.

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 1 points 1 month ago

That's a turtle with a single hair, and impaled by a really, really big pole.

[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Master oogway after some edibles.

[–] blibla@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 month ago
[–] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago
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