Why would you hold in a fart?
They're made for sharing
this post was submitted on 13 Oct 2025
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They're not always trustworthy
some of them are extra sharing
look if you can't bring your friends the fart has some friends that it can bring
To rip a epic one you gotta let the gas build up a bit
downward dog is great for letting them trumpet
I can relate, I get so confused about the emotional state that is supposed to be described and what it really looks like. Which one is this even?
😠
angry
😖
confounded
😣
persevering
PS: This is what they look like in my browser:
(not pensive I guess)
The only one I find slightly confusing is perservering
i was gonna say it was constipated but persevering seems like a polite euphemism for that
Persevering holding in a fart
looks like persevering to me. Id say anybody who is in that situation in Publix is enduring some shit and pesevering through it
ah, thanks!
I can relate, I get so confused about the emotional state that is supposed to be described and what it really looks like
I have trouble finding the emoji I'm looking for, but these seem to be the emotions they're listing... except pensive.
Why does this emoji on my Android phone look like the Apple one?
Because this was a million Android version ago.
Ah, so this is a glimpse into the wise texts of the ancient founders... Wow...
I miss the old Android blobs :(
They live on at https://blobs.gg/
I used them in Gmail back in the day, it's still pretty much my favourite set, they have so much personality 😊
On second look l remember them. Never had much contact with them though, as my standard messaging apps used their own emojis that basically already looked like the modern ones.
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If I knew it was that kind of a party, I would have stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes!
Don't care. Still use Windows 10 Mobile.
Someone so dedicated to sucking the wang of M$, as to suffer through the extreme horror show that is windows, on a phone isn't believable. Nice try at trolling though I guess.
Don't care
Clearly you care enough to make it known
Still use Windows 10 Mobile
But why? The last release was in 2020, you're 5 years behind on security updates. You should really switch.