this post was submitted on 09 Oct 2025
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[–] PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz 20 points 1 month ago

!antimeme@sopuli.xyz

[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (3 children)

You mean you have to use your hand? That’s like a baby’s toy

[–] FunctionallyLiterate@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago

GET OFF MY LAWN, YOU DISRESPECTFUL CRETIN!!!

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Worse than the fact that those kids became adults a long time ago, if those kids were kids in 2015, they’d still be adults now.

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Now make like a tree, and get outta’ here.

[–] Klear@quokk.au 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ReginaPhalange@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago (2 children)

No no car not do that.
Car go road.

[–] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 month ago

what about car go ship

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

sound like lever not good enough car go space if want go space bad

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago
[–] MCTamTam@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago

I had to laugh