Why is he spending so much time with white pedophiles?
this post was submitted on 30 Sep 2025
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He's a reverend. That's where pedophiles convene.
He's even Reverend Ray Cistman! (Say it out loud if you didn't catch the joke)
Lol that took me longer than I'm willing to admit...
I didn't catch that til you pointed it out.
Because there are so many of them?
Confession?
I don’t get the purpose of these race baiting posts.
Because outrage is the best way to get engagement. Engagement sells more ads. More ads means more money.
We have optimized our society very poorly
It’s idiocracy!
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I mean given his screen name is Ray Cistman, I think it's just a shitposting account
Oh I missed that. :(
Racebait and shit posts are not mutually exclusive.
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I have never knowingly met a pedophile. How did he know these people were pedophiles?
He's a reverend, there are loads in the church and many are known and protected.
I used to be able to say this. At my old job a guy got hired and he was pretty open to having spent time in prison. He never really said why he was convicted, but he kept mentioning not being allowed to use computers or smart phones, so everyone joked he was a hacker. I got curious and looked him up and quickly found out he solicited nudes from minors. I informed my boss and he just shrugged and said he passed the background check. We worked at a grocery store which employed minors as young as 15 or 16. I didn't stick around too long after that.
Balls deep in kids
I've met two pedophiles in my life. One was the guy who molested me when I was 5, and he later spent time in prison for murder.
The other was a profoundly disabled man whose family had groomed him into making CSAM, and they just switched the roles as he got too old to be the "star".
Bold assumption. Unless he’s never been to a convention of Reverends, priests and pastors.
I know of a orange one.
🎶My miiiiind is telling me noooooohoooo. But my BODY... my booooody is telling me yeaheaheah 🎶 - Mr. Kelly singing his favorite song.
Y'all see his feature length RnB musical film? I almost made it to the end, but my face was hurting too much from laughing, so we had to stop. Maybe, someday, I'll be able to finish it..
Lucky him.
Never been to the north of England either.
Ken M vibes from that reply.
Never meeting one doesn't mean they don't exist
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