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Thank you Kermit for your wisdom
Life locked the door and broke the key off inside the lock. Also: The windows are barred and boarded up.
"This is the Lock Picking Lawyer and what I've got for you today is-"
Kick that motherfucker down and Yell "HEY I WASN'T DONE HERE, WHO THE FUCK SLAMMED A DOOR I MY FACE, THAT'S NOT COOL AND YA MAMMAS A HO"
Depends on the door. Lots of doors that don't work like that.
What about when life closes a door behind you while you're trying to exit a parking garage and it won't open again and the only other door is an emergency exit that will activate the alarm.
At that point, what options you got?
A+ for Emmet Otter reference.
Is it not a Doors reference?
You might need key competencies in some cases but would should lern them is school
Not sure about school, but you can pick them up in prison from a few people that are really skilled with lock picks.
That bird is about to eat him
It will try
Didn't work when grandpa died.
Pretty sure life locked the door and set the deadbolt