What are you doing? What are you doing?? : wtf

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 38 points 3 months ago

You know when they say the secret ingredient is love? This is how the love is added.

[+] chelatna@sh.itjust.works 25 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

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[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago (2 children)

[–] m33@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 months ago

XKCD?

[–] unknownuserunknownlocation@kbin.earth 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

As someone who likes to optimize and plan my time a lot, this is a really handy chart.

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

*overoptimize and overplan

[–] unknownuserunknownlocation@kbin.earth 1 points 3 months ago

To be fair, in my case it's a handy chart to help avoid that in most cases.

[–] jbrains@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Do you kiss her?

Then what's the problem?

[–] meldrik@lemmy.wtf 2 points 3 months ago

They are having his parents over for dinner? 😅

[–] m33@lemmy.zip 9 points 3 months ago

When the trial period is expired…

[–] The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 7 points 3 months ago

To be fair, if you're drunk, you're less liable to cut your fingers off this way.

[–] Glytch@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

What actually happens when you marry a manic pixie dream girl.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Teeth regrows so it's better

[–] recklessengagement@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

This is genius

WTF